20 ways to annoy me.
May 10th, 2005
Wanna annoy me? I’m sure you do! The following are in no particular order, although they seem to be because I made the list in numbered form… ack. Oh well.
- Disturb my sleep.
- Be plastic with me.
- >>TyPe aNd SpeL WurDz LyK diZ ‘cUz U THinK iT’s kooL!?!/// (These are SMS stuff. Don’t get so used to them, please…)
- Be a DOM in a pick-up or cargo truck.
- Be a braggart.
- Be an insolent know-it-all and blab-it-all.
- Be a talkative bore.
- Belittle me and make me feel inferior to you. (I currently have low self-esteem, what a pity.)
- Give me the ‘head-to-feet-and-back-to-head’ look.
- While in a public utility vehicle, be stinky and sweaty and sit beside me.
- Still while in a public vehicle, specifically in a bus, be very fat, occupy the part of the seat that’s supposed to be mine already, and let three-fourths of my butt hang in mid-air. (Okay, so it’s not really the fat person’s fault, it’s mine because I sat next to him/her. But I’m running late and that’s the only seat left. What am I to do? Oh well…)
- Still while in a public vehicle, specifically an FX taxi, smoke just before you enter the cab and let the passengers inhale all the fumes you emit.
- While serving in a fastfood restaurant, do not understand what the sentence "May I request for assistance, please" means, shoot me an impatient look, and make me say it louder, in Tagalog.
- Mock me for paying a student’s fare in a jeepney terminal in Moonwalk.
- Call me by saying "Pssstt" or "Hoy" instead of my name.
- Throw your trash anywhere, insert bus tickets into the seats or the windows.
- Hurt an animal. If it’s coachroaches or any similar yucky insect though, then it’s okay.
- Tell me I’m ugly. (You don’t need to! I know!…that you’re lying, lol)
- While talking, spray me with your spit, or suffocate me with your breath.
- Laugh maniacally and do all of the above.